May 2013
smileandcutthings:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
That literally happened yesterday
peetasboxers:
peetasboxers:
I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
ATTRACTIVE
ATTRACTIVE
YOU’RE ATTRACTIVE BECAUSE YOU ATTRACT PEOPLE
pizza:
your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now
my-kala:
verticurl:
I don’t mind being alone, I just hate feeling alone
The most accurate thing I’ve ever read
pizza:
how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
fefeferi:
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know
slenclerman:
reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a man (yet) -i once got 95% on guitar hero -you can play with my hair -im cheaper than a puppy
We're all going to be such messed up parents.
sodamnrelatable:
Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter:
Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods.
YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something.
Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway.
Music shall be your life. Rock out always!
And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.
VERY FUNNY CANNOT NOT REBLOG
OHMYGOD
omg that house
amazingphanonfire:
amazingphanonfire27:
amazingphanonfire:
spoken-not-written:
ifyouhadwings:
teamniceboyfriends:
IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that
YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste
BUT IF YOU INSULT ME BECAUSE OF WHAT I LIKE OR SAY WHAT I LIKE IS SHIT i will hunt you down and kill you
jake no...
macarena-of-time:
“you can use your notes on the test”
sweeneytad:
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
muffinmachine:
My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
armisael:
i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
